Technology Jokes

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Nice one HR I like these

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

I don't expect everyone to get this one, but it is funny. Hahaha.

I don't get it. I looked it up on Google but it still didn't make sense :l Maybe it is funny to those who understand it.

I prefer jokes of this variety..

A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that all about?"
The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, pal."
And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and looks up the word 'panda.'
"What's it say?" asks the bartender.
The patron replies with a grin, "Eats shoots and leaves."

..you know, ones that are actually worth laughing at. ;]

DEC = Decimal
OCT = Octal

They're both numerical systems. The decimal number 25 is 31 in the octal numerical system.

Lol @ Johnny, I've seen it before.

For anyone else that doesn't get it, they're different number system, decimal and octal.


Bah, Johnny beat me!!

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Haha, Johns joke was funny, I quite liked HR's joke too. Johnny your joke was way over my head, soz.

Hehehe... I laughed at all of them, does that make me a geek? xD

Yes
I suggest you go to Geeks Anoymous and get over your problem D:

No, I doubt that makes you a geek, but maybe deprived. Haha!

General Motors are getting harsh. Haha!

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This just got strange

Only just? I thought the strangeness started at Johnny's OCT-DEC post! *puts thinking cap on, costing �5 from ASDA*

I AM TAKING THAT

also caps due to tablet pc thing hates my handrihting and i tried using it lul

Your 'handrihting'? Hehehe, silly man. I slap you with my staff, used by Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings movies.

Some of these were funny, but when inputting some, i got an error.

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00101101010110110100101101101111101100101010011010 10011010110101101101100011000111101010111011011101 00001101110111010100100101101010101000101101101101 01001011010101101101001011011011111011001010100110 10100110101101011011011000110001111010101110110111 01000011011101110101001001011010101010001011011011 01010010110101011011010010110110111110110010101001 10101001101011010110110110001100011110101011101101 11010000110111011101010010010110101010100010110110 11010100101101010110110100101101101111101100101010 01101010011010110101101101100011000111101010111011 01110100001101110111010100100101101010101000101101 101

pls decrypt to find epic lols

windows does not work

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Windows works just fine. For me at least Stupid Macs.

St00pid winblows.

Ah well, we can't complain, without windows, what would we laugh at?!

Mac users.

Awaits flaming .

Now I can laugh at that cause it's all hoo-har lol

Ahaha yay make fun of Mac users!

Friend: Im going to get a mac, they're great computers.
Me: Show me the one you are getting.

*Friend Shows*

Friend: Good eh.
Me: for for over $1200, no.
Friend: You cant do better.
Me: Ones at HP are cheaper and better specs.
Friend: I wanna sue a mac, no virus's.
Me: Macs can get viruses, there are just not many mac viruses out there because no one wastes their time.
Friend: They cannot get Virus's.

*Next Week*

Friend: Sam, I need your help my new mac just got a virus.


True story, somewhat technological?

I agree with that Senor That's what all my friends say and I agree. No one wants to put viruses on macs because it's a waste. Windows ftw.

The last mac "virus" I heard of was a worm that had to be replicated manualy